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February 22, 2006
I met a girl from Birmingham, as cute as she could be.
She took me to her apartment, where we had a cup of tea.
She said, "I think you're really sweet, and you're doing all you can.
But the measure of a manhood is the measure of a man."
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I met a girl from Northville, she was an artist with a loft
Where we went one afternoon to fill with music soft.
She said, "I like it when a guy does the best with what he's got.
And you've got some nice dimensions, but titanium you're not."
(refrain.)
I met a girl from Bloomfield Hills, she drove her own Rolls Royce.
She smiled and asked me, "Heads or tails?"
Oh, what a lovely choice!
But the beauty of the moment ended with her quip:
"I was hoping for a pulsating firehose, not a faucet with a drip."
(refrain.)
I met a girl from Orchard Lake with a mansion on the shore.
I sang her favorite love song, I was just about to score.
I thought she'd be delighted, but all she said was, "Eek!
You're not a normal human male, you're just a flippin' freak!"
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Copyright © 2006
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For the week beginning on July 3, 2006,
"Pills From the Internet" was awarded:
in the Comedy category on GarageBand.com
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Related Links
More poetry:
various trippy little verses
Sir Eel
Music links:
Official Cudie Taa web page
Cudie Taa on MySpace (be my friend!)
Cudie Taa on GarageBand.com
Cudie Taa's album Twisted Pear on CDBaby.com
Cudie Taa on PayPlay.fm
eMusic.com page for Twisted Pear
Twisted Pear page on the Apple iTunes music store
Poetry, Lyrics and Fiction index page.
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